Call Now - 32 - Ronco Showtime Six Star Knives (Part 2) - "The Sacrament”

Dan, Dave and Mark have seen the light and are on bended knee at the alter of Father Ron. Please join the boys, grab a pew and listen as Brother Arnold preaches the good gospel of the Full Tang and reads passages from the book of Surgical Steel, Father Ron’s homily espouses the creation myth of the Showtime Knife and bear witness to sisters Shannon and The Other One prepare the gifts for the delivery of the sacrament. The Church of Ronco knows how difficult of a moral quandy it can be to choose your blade, but open your heart to the possibility of being very surprised by the feeling of buying lunch. Slice be with you. And with your flatware.


Like all good televangelists, there is always plenty of sermon to go around.

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